Party at the Leper Colony

Finger food and an ice cold cake
It won't cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give 'em a handWell, Saturday night it's the place to be
Everybody cut footloose with me
At the party at the Leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony, heyMet a little lady, so pretty and young
She was quite a talker till the cat got her tongue
She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm
Ooh, pretty soon, she was completely disarmedI said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"
But she cried her eyes out literally
At the party at the Leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony, hey, heyHey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip
Sorry, I was using your head for dip
There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who
Wait a minute, it looks like StuWell, hold the phone now, what do I see?
Another pretty mama got her eye on me
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