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""Weird Al" Yankovic"
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Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
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"Weird Al" Yankovic
жанры: pop
альбомы: Alpocalypse
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log-i sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there's no way we're gonna slow it down. You say, "We've got to treasure each moment." Who knows how long we're gonna be around?Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short, And it's hard to disagree with what you say. But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine? Cause I'm always reading; always deleting Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes, Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns, Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.No, it isn't OK if you brighten my day With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry. And I didn't request a personality test. Stop Forwarding That Crap to MeYou're sending virus laden, bandwidth hogging attachments To every single person you know. You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on You Tube That everybody else already saw 3 years ago.And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me. And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards Snopes And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul. Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists Please, Stop Forwarding That Crap to MeWell I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe. Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain. Stop Forwarding That Crap to MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of some body's cat Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?And, by the way, your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin! Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your letter alongWell I know you're wishin' I will sign your petition, But, Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories, Just Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now Cause you never figured out the way to BCC Now, I got to insist Take me off of your Stop Forwarding That Crap to MeStop Forwarding That Crap to Me. Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Just stop it now.) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Oh, nooo) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I can't take it!) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (You gotta stop!) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Right NOW!) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!) STOP! (Sending me that) CRAP! (I don't want it!) DON'T SEND IT TO ME!! DON'T SEND IT TO ME!!!!Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ohhh) Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...
Это интересно:Альфред Мэтью «Странный Эл» Янкович (англ. Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) (23 октября 1959, Дауни, Калифорния) — популярный американский музыкант, известный своими пародиями современных англоязычных радио хитов. Слова его песен в большей степени основывается на высмеивании современной популярной (американской) культуры, в том числе телевидения, кино, еды, музыки и новостей в СМИ.Хотя пародии... продолжение
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