I Hate Everyone

Did you know that there are people in the world
Annoyed with all the other people in the world?
And of all these angry people in the world
I am the angriest boyWhen I was spat onto the earth in a stream of guts
Why, Mother Nature, that green-eyed slut
I wasn't the first to get forced from a cut
One to whom I still shall stay stuckStaring from the cradle, let my eyes take in
The baby speak of my brain-dead kin
The goo-goo goggles reflecting the grin
Of a chub-faced alienWell if you think I'm being harsh
Well baby, keep on counting stars'Cause I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
Upon this cursed earthThen I grew a few hairs where the sun don't shine
Pack me in a classroom to count the time
Studying the history of men's minds
Chasing tail and committing hate crimesRich, hippy girl with the gas-guzzler
Forced myself to fall in love with her
She was so strung out, she'd swear it never occurred
And the honky king went back on his wordThe next one did the same
The blind leading the lame
All together nowI hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
Upon this cursed earthHow does it make you feel to be wanted?
(Whoa)
How does it make you feel to be one of many?
How does it make you feel to be blunted?
(Whoa)
How does it make you feel?
How does it make you feel?I hate actors who seem genuine
I hate my ex-girlfriend, though she's feminine
I hate the singer with the denim skin
I hate everyoneI hate that hospital in Texas
I hate the rapper in the Lexus
I hate the pills I ate for breakfast
Hate everyoneI hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone'Cause I'm mired in hypocrisy
Yeah, I'm still down with J.C.
I guess that everyone includes me
And that's why I'm a humanist
(I hate everyone)
Yeah!