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Bear Schiffman Bashkova -
His foresight .
& quot; What we see - he says -
In addition to TV?
Watch competition in Sopot -
And swallow the dust
And who popadja
Allowed into Israel ! & Quot;

Bear also reported
On the way to Mnevniki :
& quot; Golda Meir I caught
In the radio ... & quot;
And this said ,
Before beautiful! -
What I was about to hit
In the clutches of Tel Aviv.

At first I was not a drunk,
I said twice -
I say : & quot; Moshe Dayan -
One-eyed bitch -
Aggressive , beast ,
Net Pharaoh -
Well, where aggression -
There's no reason for me & quot ;.

Bear immediately fell into ecstasy -
After drinking a liter -
Said : & quot; They have
Expelled from Egypt !
forgive insults
Can not this -
I want to wash away the shame
With Christmas ! & Quot;

Bear took my chest:
& quot; I need the company !
Well , we 're not like anything -
Hello - Goodbye -
Pobredem , pilgrims,
Feelings of crushing ! ..
Fuck if we Mnevniki -
Going to Tel Aviv ! & Quot;

I said : & quot; I here it all ,
You saved me at the port.
But there 's a catch :
I Russian passport.
Only in his native Russian ,
My great-grandfather - Samarin -
If anyone got to me,
And that - Tartar & quot ;.

Mishka Shifman do not touch ,
With Bears - off doubts
He Jews entirely
In every generation .
Grandfather paralysis broken -
Former physician - wrecker ...
And I have - an anti-Semite
On the anti-Semite .

Bear - a doctor, he suddenly fell silent :
In Israel, the abyss them -
Some gynecologists -
As dogs nerezanyh ;
No dentists way -
Too much to ask .
Where to find all the teeth ?
So - unemployment !

Bear my screams : & quot; Fuck !
Visa - or bathroom!
Come on, Nick, - the sea was
Izrailevannoe ! .. & Quot;
Seeing Mishkin melancholy -
And he in anguish dangerous -
I still drank kvas
And he said : & quot; Willing ! & Quot;

Tail ... a huge office
Of people , perhaps a hundred.
Mishka was told & quot; no & quot ;,
Well, I - & quot; please & quot ;.
He shouted : & quot; Error here -
This is me - a Jew ! .. & Quot;
And he : & quot; Not too here !
Come out , out , out the door ! & Quot;

Bear tormented by the question :
Who's the mysterious enemy ?
And the answer is terribly simple -
And the answer is only one:
I'm fine, pah-pah -pah -
Bear drinking damn -
Said that in the graph
Not allowed - fifth.