Shit Happens

Shit Happens,
once or twice,
Ha ha,
It's a good day,
I'm back home early,
I'm going home to see my sugar,
My girlie,
I open up the door,
As I do everyday,
A man whose really naked says "hey, my name is jay"
Jay?
Hey, hey, Jay!
That's not OK,
You're laying on my girlfriend,
I think you cannot stay,
But jay had his points,
To my surprise,
He's a heavy wait champion,
So here's my advice,
Shit Happens,
Once or twice,
Don't believe your girlfriend,
Here's my advice.
Shit Happens,
Once or twice,
Don't believe your girlfriend,
Here's my advice.
My teacher Mr. Yawnee said you're never going to make it,
And if I get my chance,
Be sure that I would take it,
But now I am a rock star,
To his surprise,
He passed my record for me,
So here's my advice.
Oh baby,
Shit Happens,