Yacht Birds

Yacht Birds Lyrics - MC Chris

Verse 1
Is she dope, yep, askin for the fett, 
she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, 
thinkin they can step, their hands go up with sweat, 
but she be down with me fetts vette (jets jets), 
shes a hard drinka, a lollypop licka, 
a pistol packing momma got me posed like a picture, 
she go like the aztec swords into icher, 
she call the shot and the shot be call the liqour, 
she heavyset on the x-box playing halo 
wish that she would clean my pipes if she was draino, 
wish she wasnt hotter than a plate of jalapenos, 
i feel like the kid, that wants to eat his plato, 
but shouldnt cuz it should be bad for your health, 
one look at her and you be screamin for help 
or call up the police say put me in a cell, 
i cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell 
i love every iota, yoda should have told me she was up inside the coda 
one more yacht bird flew the coop i get old gorditas screwed the pooch

(Chorus)
only thing i love more than herb is the bird when my lust can i thought to the one than a third but i do cuz i will cuz im 

still just a nerd never been left behind lemme hear you say word 
only thing i love more than herb is the bird when my lust can i thought to the one than a third but i do cuz i will cuz im 

still just a nerd never been left behind lemme hear you say word!

Verse 2
Shes a go-get-a dressed in a sweata
we walked black hawk down to get a
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Outside the yacht club cant belive she showed up
scholios chick, one fake tit
always bite her lip, always walk with a limp
always talking shit, always beggin to kiss
cuz she cant resist the lips of an MC Chris
we only had a month to hump it was rough
she was the first one that brought over a tooth brush
she missed home, horse in the barn 
left whats up with to kentucky was pulling her arm
just one more bird that got away
i keep up to date by checkin her LJ
on my birthday she bought me chubs 
not only does it blow it totally sucks

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Verse 3
Her name was elby, she was an actress
I filled up her spaces like mad-libs
way above average she wears a sackkis
so i couldnt help but give the girl my address
she live in texas like to get messed up
like to tease the boys so she always got dressed up
like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stop
she was top notch and her bi was the best part
fan of mine summertime drop me a line 
soundin kinda cute couldnt help but apply
chillin in her pool squintin at the sky
cell phone rings MC says high
so were talking everyday, flirtin up a storm
Cause a road trip i say wheres born
and my mom says im born and i think im gonna score
get down on all fours start scrubbin on the floors
then i get all ?????????? and laxatin is iminent
never have a chance to relax and get intimate
ride through my drive-by side ghetto shacks 
so we all get all high walk down little 5 
go a shout by some partaker see it on the street
shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes sweet
and she makes the first move cuz i'm set on her feet
then our tongue ????????????? then she snaps and she screams 
and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve
and im a sucker just a talker as tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie clicking on me -what?

(Chorus)