Fish

Man: I wonder where that fish has gone. 

  Woman: You did love it so. 
  You looked after it like a son. 

  Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. 

  Woman: Is it in the cupboard? 

  Woman: Wouldn't you like to know. 
  It was a lovely little fish. 

  Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. 

  Woman: Where can the fish be? 

  Man in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau? 

  Woman: It is a most elusive fish. 

  Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go! 

  Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish. 

  Man: Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh! 

  Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish. 

  Man: That went wherever I did go.