Sir Nose D Voidoffunk

I am Sir Nose'd

D'Voidoffunk

I have always been

Devoid of funk

I shall continue to be

Devoid of funk

Starchild

You have only won a battle

I am the subliminal seducer

I will never dance

I shall return, Starchild



Syndrome

Twe-dum, humdrum

(x2)

I will never dance (x2)



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum

Don't succumb

(x3)



Better luck next time



I can dig it!

This is the Starchild

On another day

Chasing the noses away

Protector of the Pleasure Principle, yeah, ha, oh



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum

Don't succumb

(x2)



(This is Starchild)

Three blind mice (let me put on my sunglasses)

See how they run (so I can see what they ain't lookin' at)

They all ran after the farmer's wife 

Turned on the fun with the water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (ho!)

Those three blind mice (yeah)

Those blind three mice



Ho! I love those meeces to pieces!

Oh, speaking of the Zone of Zero Funkativity 

Better known as the Nose Zone

Has anybody seen ol' Smell-o-vision?

Where is Sir Nose'd?

If y'all see Sir Nose 

Tell him Starchild said:

"Ho! Put that snoot to use you mother!

'Cause you will dance, sucker"



Baa baa black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir

A nickel bag full

Ha, ha ha ha ha!



Better luck next time!



Pay attention!



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum

Don't succumb

(x4)



Three blind mice 

See how they run 

They all ran after the farmer's wife (I wonder why)

Turned on the fun with the water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Those three blind mice (ho!)

Those blind three mice



Yeah, I love those meeces to pieces!



Better luck next time!



La la la la la, la, la la la la

Yeah, it's in my mind



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum

Don't succumb



Starchild

Protector of the Pleasure Principle

Ooh, hoo hoo hoo hoo

Yeah, I'm up to ??? on them there meeces



No one knows where the Nose go

When the door is closed (huck-a-buck)

(x2)



Oh there's throwing a ????



Baa baa black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir

A nickel bag full

Ha, ha ha ha ha!



Pay attention!

Bum-bum

Yum-yum

Dum

Protector of the Pleasure Principle

Has anybody seen Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk?

Tell him he will dance

He must dance!

I'll shoot him with the bop gun



Three blind mice 

See how they run 

They all ran after the farmer's wife 

Turned on the fun with the water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Those three blind mice 

Those blind three mice



Oh, those meeces!

Better luck next time

I think they're gonna blow my mind, ha, ha, ha



Three blind mice (ho)

See how they run (hey)

They all ran after the farmer's wife (farmer's wife)

Turned on the fun with the water pipe (the water pipe)

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Those three blind mice (oh)

Those blind three mice



I am Starchild



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum

Don't succumb



Oh, gonna blow my mind

Pay attention!



Three blind mice 

See how they run 

They all ran after the farmer's wife 

Turned on the fun with the water pipe 

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Those three blind mice 

Those blind three mice



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum

Don't succumb

(x2)



Oh, there's a picture within a picture behind a picture

They're building a nose I think I recognize



Baa baa black sheep

Have you any wool? (have you seen Sir Nose?)

Yes sir, yes sir

A nickel bag full



Come on out, Sir Nose

Yeah, come on out and dance

Dance!



Do you know what you can do with your funk, Starchild?

You will never see me dance

I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk

I will never dance!

Better luck next time



Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Three blind mice 



I hate those meeces!

Oh, I do hate those meeces, hehhehheh



Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Three blind mice 



Oooh, curses!



See how they run

They all ran after the farmer's wife

Turned on the fun with the water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Those three blind mice

Those blind three mice



Better luck next time



Curses, curses

I'll get your for this, Starchild



Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Three blind mice 



Put that funkin' out, Starchild!



Syndrome



Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Three blind mice 



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum



Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Three blind mice 



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum 

Don't succumb



Yum-yum

Tweedle-dee-dum

Dum dum

Don't succumb



Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Three blind mice 



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum 

Don't succumb



Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Three blind mice 



Syndrome

Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Humdrum 

Don't succumb



Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? 

Three blind mice 

(x2)