Pluh

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety 
in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas 
I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a 
Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast 

I saw the red and blue in my rear view 
So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road 
He looked at me in the nose and said: 
"Son, do you realize your tires are round?" 
And I said: 
"PLUH!" 

YES, I SAID PLUH! 

Walking down the streets in my 
running shoes lookin' for a shoestore 
So that I can find myself parking spot 
I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing 
but his boxers 
And a cap that said: 
"I like tater tots." 

He said something in Latin 
that I didn't understand 
And I thought the worst until 
he pointed at my wrist 

Then I saw that all he wanted was the time 
So I looked at the broken watch, and I said: 
"PLUH!" 

YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH! 

*start pit here* 

If there ever was a word that you heard 
SO ABSURD 
It could take the place of ANYTHING 
that you could say 

Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question 
Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone! 

So remember the next time you forget 
What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence- 
Don't strain your brain to remember the word 
Instead look 'em right in the nose and 
Tell 'em that the answer is: 
"PLUH!"