Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Please pass over your elixir drink

Today the world is much too bludgeoning

I need to numb me back into the womb

And there I will do cartwheels if there's room



If you could turn it all down just a notch

I wouldn't have not knock all your socks off

And, oh, I hate that Spice Girl that's named 'Posh'

I've got some time since I broke my watch



Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh



I'm clearly having one

Of my episodes

Bring out the credit card

Let's buy a friend a rose

Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes

There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes



The newsstand man asked why I looked so glum

I gave him the finger, not the thumb

I haven't shaved so I look like a bum

Needless to say I ain't gonna get none



The taximan gave me a long free ride

He said I'd pent up energy inside

But I said to him, "Please tell me just who died

Bequeathing unto you the title Freud?"





Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh



I'm clearly having one

Of my episodes

Bring out the credit card

Let's buy a friend a rose

Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes

There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes



I'm clearly having one

Of my episodes

Bring out the credit card

Let's buy a friend a rose

Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes

There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes