If I Was A Dancer

I stand accused of talking
But I feel like we are falling
In the same old groove
The radio is playing
Spitting out the same old newsIt's time to get up, get out
Get out into something new
Time to get up, get out
Out into something newEverybody wants somebody's fantasy
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams
Everybody wants somebody's fantasy
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreamsIf I was a woman, I would want a new man every night
If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night
If I was a politician, make sure I was the best in sight
If I was a woman, I would want a new man every nightThe poor man eyes the rich man
Denigrates his poverty
The rich man eyes the poor man
And envies his simplicityEverybody wants somebody's fantasy
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreamsIf I was a movie star, five million dollars would be my price
If I was a trucker, I'd drive for seven days and seven lonely nights
If I was a drummer, I would never miss the beat
If I was a dancer, y'all would never see my feetIf I was a hooker, a thousand dollars would be my price, all right
If I was a candidate for President, I'd make sure I had a steady wife
If I was a millionaire, I'd spend all my money in one crazy nightI am what I am I know I am my boss
I am what I am, my dreams can't be bought
Yeah, I said now, it don't cost a dollar fifty in the state of New York
Yeah, I am what I am [incomprehensible]Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams
Everybody wants somebody's fantasy
Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams