Hell Toupée

I took my band way across the land
But too much ass can destroy a man
See, I emptied all my glands
Inside the emptiness of all my fansI spent all of my testosterone
Giving all my favorite fans a bone
It's hard on my hair, living like a dog
And tonight the devil is riding a hogNight is falling, the curtain's calling
My bio clock is ticking so fastAnd it's gonna be, Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee, not now, no wayOther day, I was doing the bump
Then I found myself taking a dump
It gave me time to contemplate
The state of my hair and its terrible fateSpent my life fighting off the pigs
Drinking beer and a smoking cigs
Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs
But now I'm stuck googling for wigsSkin is glowing, dome is showing
My bio clock is ticking so fastAnd it's gonna be, Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee, not now, no wayHell Toupee, day by day
Always thought that my hair would stay great
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee but it's way too lateNight is falling, curtains are rolling
My bio clock is ticking awayAnd it's gonna be, Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee, no, not now, no wayHell Toupee, razor blade
It's genocide of my hair today, Hell Toupee
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
Don't fade away, not now, no way