Nan True's Hole

There's a place where I can hide away

Just for a little holiday

In the house of a friend we know and love

Called Nan True's Hole



- All right darlin' let's get on, we haven't got much time.

- Um... get on with what?

- Well, darlin' you know what, um, what we're here for don't you?

- A-actually, I'm not quite sure.

- What do you mean, not quite sure? What did you come here for?

- I came here, uh, to find out.

- You mean... How old are you ?

- Well, I'm... I'm near... getting near forty, actually.

- What, and you mean you don't know? How come you don't know? What've you been doing all your life?

- Well, I've had a very nice life. I've had a very good life, but I must admit I don't know what I'm here for.

- Well, you're a funny one, aren't you? All right, we'll have to help you out then. First of all... I think first of all you'd better take off your trousers.

- Uh, take off my trousers, yes... How's that?

- That's a start. Now, come over here... That feels nice, doesn't it?

- Oh yes, very nice. Very nice. Lovely... That's lovely... Ooh, that is nice...



- Well, how was that?



There's a place where I can hide away

Just for a little holiday

In the house of a friend we know

Called Nan True's Hole